Ode to Bathroom Walls


Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life’s problems. Here are a few gems.

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married! – Women’s restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman,Montana

I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. – Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. – Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. – Revolution Books. New York, New York.

Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. – Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. – Women’s restore, Dick’s Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. – Men’s Room, Linda’s Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. – Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

God is dead. -Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead. -God – The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C

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