After the wedding, the bride put a box next to her bed and told her husband never to open and check, what’s inside of it. Forty years passed and the wife fell very ill. When she had just a few more days to live, the...
Jokes
Freya was driving home on Black Friday when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road outside Albuquerque, New Mexico. She stopped the car and.
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding a perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After.
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school."...
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches.
Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil...
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that.
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, at the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up...