Doctor’s Warning

An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.
Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town, whooping it up. He got his attention and took him aside. “Don’t you remember what I told you the other day?” he inquired.
“Oh, I surely do,” the old gentleman replied. “The best damn advice I ever got. I did just as you said. I got me a hot mama, and I’m cheerful.”