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Red Haired Baby

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On March 1, 2024
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. "Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said, "even though you and your wife both...
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Bad Accident

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On February 12, 2024
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Well... The bad news first......

Behavior Modificators

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On February 11, 2024

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved,.

Old Snake

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On January 26, 2024

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells.

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What’s Wrong With Me

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On December 19, 2023
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.""Well, in...

Pricey Doctor

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On November 16, 2023

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician."I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred.

Animal Instinct

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On November 11, 2023

A woman was very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she went to see her doctor and.

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Doctor’s Warning

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On September 28, 2023
An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town,...
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