An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town,...
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After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"In.
An elderly man was on the operating table nervous about the surgery about to be performed by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked.
A guy underwent a surgery and met with his doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery. Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent." Patient: "How can you be so sure?" Doctor: "Medical records show that...
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth."Eighty dollars", says the dentist."That's a ridiculous amount!" the man says..
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breastfed or...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and.
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor.
A doctor of psychiatry is doing his normal morning rounds at the hospital when he enters the ward. He finds Arnold sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Meanwhile Mark is hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The...