Two old guys at a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.
One says to the other, “I see that the older I get, the more pain I am in. It seems that these days even my aches have pains.”
The other one says, “I don’t think I experienced that. I feel much different, actually.”
The first guy, surprised with the other guy’s response says: “You must be close to my age. How are you feeling these days?”
The other one says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby? How come?”
“Yep. Just like a baby – no teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”