Two Old Guys

Two old guys at a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.

One says to the other, “I see that the older I get, the more pain I am in. It seems that these days even my aches have pains.”

The other one says, “I don’t think I experienced that. I feel much different, actually.”

The first guy, surprised with the other guy’s response says: “You must be close to my age. How are you feeling these days?”

The other one says, “Like a brand new baby.”

“No kidding! Like a brand new baby? How come?”

“Yep. Just like a baby – no teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”


  1. BOO! Not even a big moan. A real STINKER! But, the process worked! I DID read it and I did respond. It was a waste of a good moan

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