Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop. "Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting...
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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell.
First ask his name. You should flirt for about 1 min.Ask him what he likes,then tell him what you like.If you like the same things say (me too) then tell.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A...
a little girl was in the barbers eating a cake the barber says youll get hair on your muffin the little girl says yes and i will get tits to
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off,.
What is a blonde? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A redhead with the fire f***ed out of her!!!
While she was eating her locks hen pudding, little Judith�s mum says to her, �Do you know what cries and wobbles, darling?� �No, mum.� �A jelly baby.�
Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell she pops out the window and goes ding dong
How did Moses part the Red Sea? With a seesaw!