A Professor, who was lecturing in class happen to realise that one of his student lack respect.infact he grew upset with him and he ask him to stood in present of the class, and he said i quote " you don,t have single respect in...
little johnny
"You Are Different and That's Bad" "Dad's New Wife Timothy" "Pop! Goes The Hamster . . . And Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets".
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.
Some kids got introble at the zoo,so the maniger asks each kid what is your name and what did you do.The man ask saly and saly said i through Penuts into the elafant pen.then he askd james and james said i thourgh penuts in the...
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the.
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry. "Well, my dad.
One night little Johnny got up to get a drink of water.... while walking past his parents he was forced to stop and scream daddy daddy what are you doing to mommy. The dad simply replied mmmm� just making your brother Johnny �..go back to...
Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock".
How did captain hook die he scratched his arse wid the wrong hand
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave...