The following are genuine snippets from essays by high school students: "Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustered his troops before the Battle of Hastings. Joan of Arc was cannonized by...
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Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to London Zoo. They were watching the lions. �Mummy,� says Issy, �what�s a lion's favorite food?� �Why, baked beings of course,� she replies.
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he.
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?...
* Even though its a cool idea, grape jelly cannot substitute for toothpaste. * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If.
A Dinner Prayer A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the.
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left around the neck and dump food in. 2. Because baby sleeps. Sleeping is an unplanned...
Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's knee and after looking at him intently for some time, she said, "Grandpa, were you in the ark with Noah?" "Certainly not, my.
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book..
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. "Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must...