Kiddie Wisdom 2
By * Even though its a cool idea, grape jelly cannot substitute for toothpaste.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
* If you bring your favorite book into the bathtub with you, it WILL get wet.
* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
* Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating tic tacs.
* Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
*You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
* The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap.
