How did Moses part the Red Sea? With a seesaw!
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. she came to the part of the story where the first pig.
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on.
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris for pre-school, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded. "Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us...
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet? Mom: No Jim, what made you ask? Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you.
Q. how do u make ice scream A. u put ice in a bowl and u scream in it
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll.
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in.
What did the rain cloud where under his rain coat? Answer: Thunder wear!