Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby birds in a nest in a nearby bush. I gently picked up...
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Daughter: I want the latest Disney princess video. Mother: What's it called? Daughter: "Each sold separately."
I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot. He went.
Teacher: Okay class. Time for a pop quiz. Little Girl (7th grade) Oh. Your quizzes are hard.Teacher: (Playing with the word quiz) My little quizzees aren't hard.Little Girl: If you're quizzees aren't hard, I hate to see your testees.
A couple days after twin brothers, Jimmy and Tommy turned 7, they decided they were older and that they could start swearing. So one morning the went down to breakfast,.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!".
A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister,...
Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm's.
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the first time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks,.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took a interest in all the activity going...