One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears. Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" I asked....
little johnny
As we all know at one point a child of ours will catch us in the act.Well one day our 3 year old son walked in...I saw him standing at.
Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began," and you gave $50 to Mary, $50.
three tomatoes were walking, really in a harry. father tomato, mother tomato and son tomato.son tomato could cope with the pace of the parent.after a while father tomato realise son tomato was behind.he got angry, rashed back and smashed him and said ketchap.
q:why was tigger looking in the toliet??? a:because he was looking for pooh!!!!!!
Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10). Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A: A watchdog! Q: Why do male deer need braces? A: Because they have "buck teeth!"
When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie. Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common ? Answer : One is white and harmful to children, and the other is a plastic bag.