Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?It changes their blood type.
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Blessed are they who.
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked.
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Your mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the T.V. we missed two episodes of Friends!
2 gays and 2 lesbians are all gonna travel round the world. Who will get around first? The lesbians. Why? Because the lesbians will be doing 69, while the gays.
"I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on" -Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red sea. "Scattered showers my ass" -Noah "Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same" -Oscar Wilde "I still miss my ex-wife,...
Ho Ho Fucking Ho What a crock of shit We dont work for Santa Claus We've had it up 2 here, we quit! Cause we do all the fucking work.
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went.
12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo. 11> You momentarily consider taking refuge in a theater showing a David Arquette movie. 10> You tried to write your name in the snow and it took the fire department and four ambulances to get you free. 9>...