One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."Christmas...
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1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left.
Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and hard-headed.Should go far: Please.
The wealthy wife of a very successful businessman went to the portrait artist for her first sitting. The portrait, a gift for her husband. She explained to the artist what she wanted, "You should paint me like I am. These little wrinkles, you put them...
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency Dry-Cleaning.
why can't a bicycle stand by its self? Cause it two tired.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?It changes their blood type.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Blessed are they who.
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked.
Why are Lesbians the worst cooks? Because they are always eating out