One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, Joe's dad...
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We've all heard about the "Old Corps" from those "Old Salts." Here's a story I heard a while back, and there's no doubt in my mind that it's true. Back.
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're.
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."Christmas...
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left.
Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's knee and after looking at him intently for some time, she said, "Grandpa, were you in the ark with Noah?" "Certainly not, my.
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!" Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and...
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door down..
Q:What was thelawyers daughters name A:SUE
On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain over his face. He walked over and asked what was wrong with him. He said that he...