One day little johnny was sitting in his house when the door knocked he ran to open it with a bottle whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other thae sales person at the door said is your parents home little johnny said...
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A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The wife replied,.
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!" The doctor tells her to.
Knock KnockWho's there?Maya!Maya who?Maya best friend?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of.
It's time for skiing again! Do the following exercises to prepare for the real experience! 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male.
Q:What was thelawyers daughters name A:SUE
On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain over his face. He walked over and asked what was wrong with him. He said that he...