A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to...
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12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo. 11> You momentarily consider taking refuge in a theater showing a David Arquette movie. 10> You tried to write your name in the.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for...
Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog.
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot.
Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blow job.
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he.
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last.
The AP reports that close associates of the Clintons concede that following the president's confession of infidelity, his relationship with Hillary has turned rather "frosty"... This contrasts with the president's relationship with Monica Lewinsky, which never seemed "frosty," but did resemble a slurpee or a...