There was this woman who went to the doctors cause she was complaining that sex with her husband wasn't up to par. So the doctor recommended some sex pills and told her to give him one, have sex that night and come back to him...
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Several years ago a Brit friend of mine told a story in which an army officer was notified that the parents of one of his enlisted men (whose surname was.
In response to the woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom: Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on.
The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.10> Steve Jobs started work today.The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet. 9> The baby cries constantly.Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. 8> Bought...
Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick!
There was a man who had memory loss. His wife got so fed up with him that she decided to take him to a doctor to help him remember things..
What is the difference between Pamela Anderson and a Manchester United Goalkeeper? Pammy has only got two tits in front of her!!!
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she.
The folowing are all quotes from Marion Barry, the mayor of Washington D.C.: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather.".
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.