Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
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Knock KnockWho's there?Jerrold!Jerrold who?Jerrold friend, thats who!
What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib.
:Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:10. I need to whip it out by 59. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!6. I want it on my...
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?" "There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied..
A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses, such as a bakery or winery. Being English, however,.
Knock KnockWho's there?Odysseus!Odysseus who?Odysseus the last straw!
Yo mama so dumb she stoped in front of a stop sign and stood there for two years.
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We.
They came out with a new douche powder it's made from Alum, Honey, and Chicken Fat. The Alum makes it tighter for the peter, the Honey makes it sweeter for the eater, and the Chicken fat makes it finger licking good.