As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"
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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant. The waiter asks "le apperitif?" All of them answer "oui!" The waiter looks at Zedillo.
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> > > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first > > > witness to the stand in > > > a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He > > > approached her and asked, "Ms. > > > Jones, do you know...
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