Little Jimmy Keller was 7 now and still sucking his thumb. His parents wanted him to stop so badly. Jimmy was in the habit and couldn't get out. His father would yell at him for it. They would threaten taking away video games and sports...
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" Submitted.
Two bikers were riding down a country road on a Harley. The driver's leather jacket wouldn't stay closed because the zipper had broken, so he pulled over. "Just put your.
Did you know that Monica Lewinsky is moving to North Carolina? She doesn't know exactly where she'll live, but it's a toss-up between Blowing Rock and Morehead City.
It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement,.
G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to.
A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who...
There were four vets sitting around a camp fire sharing war stories. A Blue Angle, A Navy Seal, Marine Forest Recon, and an Army Ranger. The Blue Angle spoke up.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
1. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you 2. Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change. 3. You find humor in other peoples stupidity. 4. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac 5. Your idea...