Fred had not been feeling well, so he went to his long time doctor. The doctor did some tests and walked back into the room. "Fred, I have some bad news for you, and I really don't know how to tell you. I've rerun all...
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on. Abolish the tricolor in.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? How we suppose to find an egg in all this shit?
I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me. II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back. III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else. IV. Honor MY mother...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick? A tick drops off you when you die.
Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got!
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to...
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Knock KnockWho's there?Orange juice!Orange juice who?Orange juice going to talk to me!
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.