Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to London Zoo. They were watching the lions. �Mummy,� says Issy, �what�s a lion's favorite food?� �Why, baked beings of course,� she replies.
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10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car.
A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her shirt to be examined. On her chest she has a huge red "H."The doctor asks, "How did you get that.
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey, Honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge! I bet it is as big as...
A man was driving down the road with a lady passenger in the front and two guys asleep in the back when a policeman stopped him. Policeman- excuse me sir.
Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.
Ya mama so stupid she thought lucky charms was a jewlery company. Ya mama is so stupid she hid all the captian crunch when the FBI said there was a.
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he.
Fred had not been feeling well, so he went to his long time doctor. The doctor did some tests and walked back into the room. "Fred, I have some bad news for you, and I really don't know how to tell you. I've rerun all...