A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
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How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife? Her pet name is Spot.
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) Doesn't matter...he won't come to you anyway!Q) What do you call a girl with one leg?A) Ilene!Q) What do you.
If men ruled the world: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary:.
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems.
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
- A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. - A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars.
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a...