Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Uncategorized
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa?
A guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just thirsty. He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please..
How do you make a hillbilly women pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
KRIPYA APNI GIRLFRIEND KI BRA KO TIGHT KAR LIGEYE "KYONKI ABHI ABHI PATA CHALA HAI KI CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI"
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for.
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her...