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A blonde called 911 to report a horrible accident. She was hysterical as she said, "robbery, robbery! they have stolen my dashboard, steering wheel, even my stick shift!" The police.
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off." Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide." Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?" Her Gardener;.
Knock KnockWho's there?Tibet!Tibet who?Early Tibet and early to rise!
Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? A. It's called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Mr. Harris had a new secretary who was such a pretty young thing and so eager to please that he decided to "work late" and to take her to dinner.