An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she...
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Why did the condom fly across the room It got pissed off!
A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the.
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike AdamsChemicals: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.Remember, if you're.
your mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck your mommas so slow she go hit by a parked car your mommas so fat when she gos to the cinema she sits next to every one your mommas so dumb she...
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted. Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,.
OK THERE ARE THREE FLEES ON A NAKED WOMAN THE FRIST ONE FINDS TWO TALL MOUTAIN,THE 2 ONE FINDS BOSHES, THE 3 ONE FINDS A BIG CAVE. THE NEXT MORNING,.
Two nuns were asked by the Mother Superior to decorate the inside of the monastery, but under no cicumstances were they to get even one drop of paint on their habits. After an hour of really slow going, one nun says "This is far too...