A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle."Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals?And grind up grass...
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How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that.
You're mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, she doesn't have to watch out for the cars - the cars have to watch out for her!
will young kylie manougue and robbie williams cummin home from the pub and kylie trips over and gets her hed stuck in a fence so naturally robbie pulls up her.
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An aging patient was stomping around his psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. "Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I can't remember my wife's name. Can't remember my children's names. Can't remember what kind of car I drive. Can't remember where...
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS.
Knock Knock Who's there? Hot Air! Hot Air who? Hot air pardner, how ya doin'? Knock Knock Who's there? House! House who? House you doing! Knock Knock Who's there? House boy! House boy who? Great, House boy you? Knock Knock Who's there? Howard! Howard who?...