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Helicopter Ride

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On March 17, 2023
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."...

Converted Son

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On March 16, 2023

A Jewish father was concerned about his son, who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith.To remedy.

Pronunciation Dispute

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On March 15, 2023

A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to.

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Forest at the Pearly Gates

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On March 14, 2023
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions:...

Golden Saloon

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On March 13, 2023

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have.

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Naval Negotiations

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On March 11, 2023
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your...

Einstein’s Speech

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On March 10, 2023

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving.

Low Bridge

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On March 9, 2023

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he.

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Bad Words

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On March 8, 2023
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking the neighbor’s window with a baseball.“What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father.“Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?”“Without, of course.”“Well, then, he said nothing."
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