A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the two table handlers and says, “I want to bet $25,000 dollars. It’s all the money I have. The only request is that I...
Jokes
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife.
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She...
Late one night, in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your.
Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s liquor bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, James, did suspect him but tolerated it.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, which was parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and...
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it.
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to.
On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.With a wide smile, she said, "Pictures are keepsakes forever. Just...