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Routine Test

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On February 6, 2023
Bill and Bob, two ten year olds, were sitting in the waiting room of a pediatric clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked. “I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill. “So? Are you afraid?” “No. For the blood...

Naked Man

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On February 5, 2023

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come.

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Aspirations

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On February 2, 2023
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in...

Is Dad Home?

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On February 1, 2023

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they.

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Drunk Talk-back

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On January 30, 2023
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them."Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata...

Married Life

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On January 29, 2023

A newlywed couple had been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies..

Sister and Priest

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On January 28, 2023

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they.

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Pickup Line

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On January 27, 2023
A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady in...
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