A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What.
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final.
There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer.
Fresh out of business school, a young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business.
NASA was interviewing people to be sent to Mars for an experiment. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how.
A redneck dials 911 in a panic and screams to the phone: "Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin..
