A redneck dials 911 in a panic and screams to the phone: “Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin. Git someone here quick!”
The operator replies calmly “Look sir, just calm down. You need to tell me where you are. Where are you?
“We’re over here at 909 Eucalyptus street,” replies the redneck nervously
“O.k. sir, can you spell that for me?” comes the answer.
After a long pause the redneck replies “Um,I’m gonna drag her on over to Oak street, umkay? Meet you on the corner.