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Bad Food

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On August 31, 2022
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets...

Anniversary Wishes

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On August 30, 2022

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 50th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because.

Large Donations

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On August 29, 2022

Every Friday night, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the donation box at church. This went on for weeks until the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Mrs. Bradley,.

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Missing Wife

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On August 28, 2022
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight?...

FBI Assassin

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On August 27, 2022

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final.

Email From Mom

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On August 26, 2022

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John.

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A Trucker and a Priest

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On August 24, 2022
There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, “Hot damn! A lawyer that I could...

Worry

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On August 23, 2022

Fresh out of business school, a young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business.

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Going to Mars

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On August 21, 2022
NASA was interviewing people to be sent to Mars for an experiment. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I...
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