A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breastfed or...
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A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke very ill and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday.
It was the last 10 minutes of his shift on the highway, and this cop had yet to catch a real speeder and score a huge ticket. Just as he.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few.
At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son. Son: "Daddy what are those big round things on mommy's chest?” Dad:.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since...
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills.
Three men, an Irishman, a Scouser (man from Liverpool) and a Manc (man from Manchester) are given a wish each by a genie. The Irishman wished for all land in.
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “What's the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, “You don’t have any ears.” Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.” Second guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “What's...