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Rednecks Moving

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On July 27, 2023
Two rednecks were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Between gasps for air, one managed to say, “We better give upcause we’ll never get this table into the house.”...

Not Scared

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On July 26, 2023

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk.

Wellness Check

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On July 25, 2023

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,.

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Sunday Paper

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On July 24, 2023
A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke very ill and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The bellboy was gone a long time. When he returned, the man remarked, “It...

Angry Wife

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On July 22, 2023

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got.

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Blonde Interviewing

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On July 20, 2023
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify...

Dad and Son

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On July 19, 2023

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son. Son: "Daddy what are those big round things on mommy's chest?” Dad:.

Gas Problem

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On July 18, 2023

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and.

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When Life Begins

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On July 17, 2023
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "I believe," said the minister, "that life begins...
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