A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went to sleep as well. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to...
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The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History.
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,”.
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on...
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself.
A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador...
A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face. "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you told.
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine.
This couple had a very bad marriage. For years, they have been fighting, cheating on each other and living a miserable life together. One day, during one of their fights, the wife decided she has had enough and yelled, "I am done with you, pack...