Three Wishes
By Three men, an Irishman, a Scouser (man from Liverpool) and a Manc (man from Manchester) are given a wish each by a genie.
The Irishman wished for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash it was done.
The Manc is amazed and says, “I want a wall around all of Manchester so no one can enter our precious land.” In a flash a great wall appeared around all of Manchester.
The Scouser scratched his head and said, “Tell me more about this wall.” The genie tells him it’s 500 feet high and 5 feet thick nothing gets in and nothing gets out.
The Scouser’s face lights up as he says, “Fill that sucker with water!”
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“Picking Chickens”!
Farmer goes meet his buddies every morning after doing ” chores!. The farmer looks very tired a his buddies notice how tired he looked. The question “Why so tired Bob?”
“Well I have been picking chickens all night.”
“Bob why would you be picking chicken fieathers all-night?
Well last night my wife woke me up.
“Bob some thing is in the chicken coop! The chicken are really making a lot of noise”
“So I got my double barrel shot gun ,and started out to hen house ! Man it was cold out! All I had on was my ” long jones” you know with the “flap” in back in case hat to go to “out house” in middle of night.
Well I go out in cold to coop ! Had to bend over to see in side, sure enough a fox was in there and I
pointed my trusty double barrel 12 at the fox!
We about that time my hound dog “Blue” came up behind me & gave me ” cold nose” on my backside!
It surprised me so much I pulled bot triggers !” I killed over half my chickens , and that why I was “picking chickens”,
lousily joke!!!!