How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife? Her pet name is Spot.
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) Doesn't matter...he won't come to you anyway!Q) What do you call a girl with one leg?A) Ilene!Q) What do you.
If men ruled the world: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $25.00 Fried Explorer: $35.00 Baked Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,...
Did you hear about the Irish shoe shop? Buy 1 shoe and get the other 1 free! Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
* Knock-knock! * Who's there? * Doris * Doris who? * Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Especially hrony one night, Mark rolled over and nuzzled his wife. "How about it, honey...?" he asked tenderly. "Oh, Mark, I've got an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow," said his wife, going on to explain that the doctor had requested that she abstain from intercourse...
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," said the.
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant. The waiter asks "le apperitif?" All of them answer "oui!" The waiter looks at Zedillo.
Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.