You know you're a redneck if:
1) you drive your house and sleep in your car.
2) You think a loaded dishwasher means your wife is drunk.
3) You have more than 2 relatives named Bah.
4) You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER
kids.
5) You’ve been to a wedding reception at the waffle house.
1275000cookie-checkYou know you're a redneck if: