Yo Mama
By - Yo mama’s so old her birth certificate says expired.
- Yo mama’s so old her social security number is one.
- Yo mama’s so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
- Yo mama’s such a whore that I could’ve been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
- Yo mama’s so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.
- Yo mama’s so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.
- Yo mama’s so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
- Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button’s got an echo.
- Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked ”Who threw that rock?”
- Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
- Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama’s so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips.
- Yo mama’s so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
- Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put ”O.K.”
- Yo mama’s so stupid, your dad said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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