This guy decides he's going

This guy decides he’s going to play a little joke on his wife one
day. As she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and
says, “If you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn’t have to keep using
your bra.” He laughs and laughs.
The next morning, he again catches her as she finishes her shower and
grabs her ass and says “If you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn’t
have to keep using your girdle.” Again he laughs and laughs, while
his wife plots her revenge.

The next morning as he steps out of the shower, his wife grabbed his
penis and says, “If you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn’t need to keep
sleeping with your brother.”