The Top 13 New Religions for the 21st Century

13. The Cult of Saint Pamela, “Our Lady of the Anatomical Enhancements”

12. X-TREME RELIGION!!!

11. The Holy Lillith Church of the Minor-Keyed Female Vocalist

10. Joe-piscopal

9. Star Trek – The Next Denomination

8. Leonardo DiCatholic

7. Branch Hansonians

6. Church of the Everlasting Independent Counsel

5. Microsoft Second Coming 99 beta 4

4. Two words: Jesus Spice

3. Harry Caray-Ishna

2. Crystal Methodist

1. Hey Judaism