The Cateloupes and the Cactuses
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a
car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls
down the window and yells “Hey! Nice melons!” The driver
cantaloupe turns to her friend and says, “What a couple of
pricks.”
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