Thanksgiving Treat
By The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, “You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits.”
She wasn’t about to be out-done and said, “Well you have a crooked dick, you bastard.”
Well the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done fighting he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches & bastards were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats.
The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way. The next morning they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut himself and said SHIT! Well once again the boy started asking questions and asked what shit was. The father told him that is was shaving cream.
The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs where his mom was stuffing turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife she said FUCK! The boy once again asked what fuck was. She told him that it was stuffing.
About that time the door bell rang. When the little boy went to answer the door it was his grandparents.
Upon opening the door the little boy said, “HI BITCHES AND BASTARDS. LET ME TAKE YOUR CROOKED DICKS AND FLOPPY TITS FOR YOU. DAD’S UPSTAIRS PUTTING SHIT ON HIS FACE AND MOM’S IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING THE TURKEY.”