yo mama so fat she steped on the scale and it said A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me
yo mama
Your mama's like a Snickers bar, she's always packed with nuts.
Your mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the T.V. we missed two episodes of Friends!
Your momma so dumb she though asphalt was a butt disease!
Yo mamma is so fat she has her name on the richter scale yo mamma is so fat when she got bummed she shit the guy out next day
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
your mammas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book