Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!
Your Momma So Fat When She Put On A Yellow Suit Everyone Lined Up To Go On The Bus.
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did.
Yo mamma's so fat when God said let there be light he said move over