your mama so fat when she swam to the Pacific ocean the whales sang"we are family"
yo mama
your momma is so hairy when dad sees her he mistakes her for a sasquach.
Ya mama so stupid she thought lucky charms was a jewlery company. Ya mama is so stupid she hid all the captian crunch when the FBI said there was a.
Yo mama is so old her toothbrush is a rock! Yo mama is so poor she has to put free samples on lay-away! Yo mama's hair is so greasy Crisco called for your recipe!
yo mommas so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled out taxi
Your mama's so fat she uses the freeway for a slip and slide.
Yo momma is so fat it took two trains and a bus to get to her good side!
Yo mama so dumb she stoped in front of a stop sign and stood there for two years.
Your mammas but is so big when she sits down she is three feet tall
your mommas so stupid that when she was driving you to the airport and saw the sign that said airport left she turned around and brought ya home