Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
yo mama
Your mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds.
Your momma so fat she asked for a water bed and they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean
your mother so fat that when she puts her lip stick on she has to use a paint roller!
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!
Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."