Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!
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Yo mama so dumb she jumped out a window and got stuck in mid air.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
your mums so dumb she got raped by a door knob!
Yo mama so stupid she had to jump over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your.
your mamas so fat, when she walked on to a big yellow school bus she said wheres the cream filling.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper!